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The archive runs deep. These are the essays that explain what this place is — start at the top and work down.
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How to Join the Right Country Club
OCT 27, 202502How to Play Through The Right Way
You've finally been waved through, now what?
JUN 23, 202503How to Join the Right Golf Club
Breaking down what to look for when finding the right spot
JUN 11, 202504Welcome to the Show
An Introduction to BTG
JUN 9, 202505How to be a Proper Guest at a Country Club
Act Like You Belong
JUN 2, 202506How to Dress When Playing Golf
No white belts, black shoes, or ugly shirts.
MAY 28, 2025Hand-picked, in reading order
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